The Poop Tube allows you to, uh, dispatch your unwanted "cargo" while standing up. The device promises no more visits to unsanitary restrooms. Watch a demonstration of this incredible invention in this video clip from The Tim and Eric Awesome Show on the Adult Swim network.
Warning: Video has contents under pressure, can cause stomach churning, and is totally Nsfw. You have been warned. Don’t blame me for spoiling your appetite.