Star Destroyer Taking on The "Star Wars" Opening Crawl

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A t-shirt print illustrated by Matt Simner, a designer from Melbourne, Australia.

This is what happens if you’re trying to tell a story a little too slowly. A passing Star Destroyer may come and rewrite it for you!
I always thought that the imperial ships should have appeared a few seconds earlier so they could have a little target practice.

Buy the t-shirt at Nowhere Bad.

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