This is one of the more wackier products I’ve seen in a while.
The Heavy Metal Nutcracker from Mocha uses a heavy steel ball to make short work of your (edible) nuts.
To use, you just raise the large, smooth steel ball to the top of the U-brackets. Then let it fall, and feel a sense of satisfaction as you watch and hear it crack open the nut, waiting on the base below.
All this intense ball-on-nut action and satisfaction can be yours to experience for £34.99 (about $56).