Looking for Clues With Tintin and Snowy

60 euphemisms (link nsfw) for “spanking the monkey.”

Here are some of my favorites:

Challenging Alexander Pushkin to a one-handed duel

Hiding Rushdie from the Muslim assassins

Polishing Nick Hornby’s head

Putting out Polyphemus’ one good eye

Pottering your Chamber of Secrets

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