Miami Herald humor columnist Dave Barry, on the stinking debacle that was the year 2010:
This is not to say that 2010 was all bad. There were bright spots. Three, to be exact:
1. The Yankees did not even get into the World Series.
2. There were several days during which Lindsay Lohan was neither going into, nor getting out of, rehab.
3. Apple released the hugely anticipated iPad, giving iPhone people, at long last, something to fondle with their other hand.
As you can guess, it all goes downhill from there.[via Metafilter]