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Users of Reddit, the social news site, were asked to sum up their sex life with a single quote from the Star Wars movie series.

Here are some of the funnier submissions:

• “We’ll pay you two thousand now, plus fifteen when we reach Alderaan.”
• “Millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”
• “I shouldn’t have come… I’ve endangered the mission”
• “I don’t think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie.”

And finally, the one that takes the cake, IMHO  -  “I am your father.”

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