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Redditors Summarize Their Sex Life With a Star Wars Quote

Users of Reddit, the social news site, were asked to sum up their sex life with a single quote from the Star Wars movie series.


Here are some of the funnier submissions:

  • “We’ll pay you two thousand now, plus fifteen when we reach Alderaan.”
  • “Millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”
  • “I shouldn’t have come… I’ve endangered the mission”
  • “I don’t think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie.”

And finally, the one that takes the cake, IMHO  –  “I am your father.”


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  2. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. 
    Now try again, with the blast shield down.
    When last we met I was but the learner, now I am the master.
    Take care of yourself — I guess that’s all you’re really good at.
    (Oh, I could do this all DAY…)

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